And finally.....
Sarah Fergurson found a novel way to raise her Ryan Air Type Rating Money by selling introductions to her Ex Husband.
All was going well until she spotted the 'Asda' Labels on the Tea Cloths and News of the World note paper.
Assuming that you too have direct access to upper echelons of the Royal family this might prove a viable option. Although beware the angry Ex Mother in Law!! Corgi's have a nsaty nip in their bite.
If all else fails appear on US Giant 'Oprah' and plead an alcohol fuelled moment of foolishness. Works every time.
Good Night from a Down Route bored BN