Ill swap you my Licence with 1500+ Boeing on it for your 80K
You just need to put on some weight I recon and shave your head and you will be all set,, maybe a few goes on Microsoft Flight sim while reading the SOP's and no one will know the difference
then ill take your 80K have a long holiday where the beer is cold and the women warm and come back to do something else.
ZTH