Boarding a flight using names from the boarding cards to say 'good morning mrs xxx', lovely elderly lady says to me "Oh my goodness dear, however do you remember all our names?"
Just before landing into LHR Capt makes pa to say that there will be a short taxi to the terminal so please stay seated. US lady pax presses call bell, "Do we have to pay for that taxi because we don't have any sterling!"
Crew member after bird strike "Couldn't we have some sort of force-field around our plane to stop them flying into it?" Beam me up!
Ottergirl