One is a 7th Dan Black Belt in twisted multi pair jointing Mr B worked maintaining a balanced twisted pair HF TV cable network for many years.
Won prized for my joints I did,yer couldn't see em on a Cosser Time Domain wobble meter.
Yer as I said tiz just out of curiosity and the pottering about urge, one shall probably just carry the puter across to the telly,besides I sit about two foot away from my 22inch puter monitor so sitting where I sit to watch telly the tv screen would pobably subtend a smaller angle at my eyes anyway.