Thankfully have never stepped near the cockpit of one of them things...!
Reminds me of a course fellow (737 CPT), who gave hisself a kick and visited me as a A320 CPT in the cockpit on ground.
The ramp agent came in and said: Captain, here is the NOTOC of dangerous goods for you.
My fellow replied, oh I thought the whole aircraft is dangerous goods.
Everybody had a laugh.....
