TFC - I am assuming you are airborne Dibble
wot catches bad'uns and has your footage appear on telly....
I'm sure if you were to offer a suitable bribe some crazy dude might PM you, the bribe might have to be some sort of pink slip that gets you off a big speeding ticket though........
Also is it true the only excuse that works when stopped is to apologise and explain your ex ran off with a traffic cop and you though they were trying to give her back??
Now get back to your donuts and await an India Whatever shout!!!
(This is what might be termed banter, it's not abuse)