A suburban Rugby field
John Cleese:
Okay lads, we've decided on a few changes to the game
Smithers:
Yeah, what sir?
John Cleese:
Well, we think these rucks are a bit too dangerous, so we'll now " play the ball" when tackled
Witherington:
You mean, like those league wankers, Sir?
John Cleese:
Don''t be cheeky lad.
Also, those lineouts take too long, so we'll be having a scrum when the ball goes into touch
Bollocks:
Ah, Sir ... that is League
John Cleese:
Don't be impudent. It's still Union ... we're keeping 15 men on the field! And I don't want to hear anything more about it!
Whole Team:
Ahhhhh! ... Siiir!!!!