To inject a little levity it may be that the MCC could recruit some "Wizards of Spin", not from the traditional County teams, but from MoD where they all seem to be plying their mystical art
On a more serious note it would appear that the UK's misguided Secretary of State for Defence is closely related in abilities to New Zealand's pathetic excuse for a Minister of Defence, aptly titled the
Misnomer of Defence 