Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Dear Mr "I want to be a Pilot but don't really want to pay for it":
Take the Roald Dahl classic and replace:
'Charlie' with your 'Name'
'Chocolate Factory' with 'British Airways'
'Golden Ticket' with 'Sponsership'
'Mr Slugworth' with the 'proper job'
'The Oompa Loompas' with the 'CAA'
It makes a truly fascinating read,
*please note you cannot actually get sponsership from a chocolate bar even though the odds in real life are similar to the story. Nor do the CAA regulate the high quality of the chocolate in Mr Wonka's river*
Last edited by Wibbly P; 24th Jul 2002 at 11:27.