You know you are in Africa when .....
Jokes like this make sense !!
A black couple are huddled together under a thin blanket in a rat infested
shack in the middle of Harare.
There is no water or electricity and they haven’t eaten for weeks.
They are slowly dying.
Suddenly there is a rumbling in the pipes and water starts to gush from the
tap.
The light bulb flickers and then shines in the room.
They look out of the window and a truck in the street is handing out food.
“Get my AK47” shouts the guy “The bloody white men are back”