Give up your Swedish passport and seek adoption in one of the ME countries or HKG. There are numerous cadet programmes when you head East. Failing that call Mick. I have it on very good authority from a mate down the road who lives next to a bloke that overheard a conversation whilst outside a bar that Mick prefers the personal touch and likes all new recruits to phone him personally followed up by dropping in your CV to his office or alternatively at home in Mullingar.
The number is +353 1 812 1212. Good luck and let us know how you get on.