Nothing bizzare, except to a Somali pirate, who you're doing a good impression of.
Where exactly do aircraft come in, apart from my bright idea of an 'Atlantic Conveyor' style container ship with a gun & rocket equipped Harrier hidden away ?!
BTW I was on the Harrier II & FRS1&2 development team, so not speaking as a total novice ( total knob maybe, but that's a different subject !)...