Wibbly old bean. Just a note to say thanks for one of the most entertaining threads I've read for a while. Talk about light the blue touch paper and retire to a safe distance...!
Whirly. You've got to realise that FD likes to throw a few hooks out into the water and see what bites. And you bit. BIG time. Don't take it personally. As you'll know from reading his threads, FD seems to know a bit about flying, but he also likes to talk a lot of boll@cks to wind people up into a frenzy. Just take it as entertainment and enjoy the show - not easy when you're playing the straightman I know.
Anyway, FD, if I can just tempt you with a quote from your earlier post.
Smacked me right in the gob, she did!
I like the sound of your missus already...