Side-kick to Sgt "Paddy the Blanket" when I was on HAFW -something something- '76.
Early summer weekend away, dodgy BR buffet sandwich on the train back on Sunday evening. Early hours of Monday morning and SAC Slabber has made a number of calls on the big white telephone.
Reporting sick routine requires a visit to the flight office to tell "them" of the intention to report sick. SAC Slabber opens outer door of office to go in just as Cpl Lunnon comes through inner door on his way out.
SAC Slabber informs Cpl Lunnon of his intention to report sick... then barffs on his shiney boots.
SAC Slabber reports sick.....