1. Tell the veggies that they can eat some of the hickory wood chips if they like. Or perhaps some halloumi.
2. Invite only non-gassing, meat-eating blokes - and some fit lady piglettes to hand out the beers.
And yes, there most certainly are some very fit lady police officers. One 'Yakkity' who used to PPRuNe looks absolutely gorgeous in her police uniform. I think she's a sergeant now and her blokes would follow her anywhere!