Silly Sod! If he would have put it into the Tech Log he would have been granted two weeks home leave to de-stress!
Ah but consider the many possibilities extant in Nigeria 212Man! Just think where you could have wound up!
You and NEO could be setting up a magical kingdom all of your own....perhaps you might consider doing a Consultancy thing for Shell. Might as well be a Wolf as a Sheep you know!
Who knows....you might be able to move up in life and get a house on Coronation Street and a Reserved seat at the Container Bar complete with dedicated Hostess. No NVG's needed for Night Flying.....just some Beer Goggles!