Hello Lawyer.
The reason that the BBQ picture (loose interpretation only for the conversation) is a FAIL is outlined below:
1. Not a Webber
2 GAS (need I say more!)
3 No Beer in sight
4 No male mates offering advice
5 Women being too close
6 Woman seemingly overly interested
7 Beer cooler empty (of beer)
...Hope the scenery was worth the visit to wherever it was performed...
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