@ BarbiesBoyfriend,
Instead of looking for a solution on PPRuNe, why not learn to fly?
We've all been there and done that at "our local aerodrome" - FBW is the next step in evolution.
If the Wright Brothers had started with side stick controls - how would the invention of a "big control wheel" have been greeted?
The comprehension of the pilot reflex required when converting from conventional aeroplane control to FBW is brilliantly aired on this sort of forum.