NigelH...sorry mate, that was a bit uncalled for. You are not a moron I am just a bit common you see. I do not own anything. That makes me ideal cannon fodder for scare mongerers.
If I get made redundant cos of all the ash...and I apologise really really nicely...can I have a job with you...I promise to fly whenever I am told to do so and keep stuuuum whenever necessary. I could even learn to fly an R22 and stuff.
If you can't see it...it can't hurt you.
Bet I get modded for that!!!