It is funny to see people parody the interests of 'tree-huggers.'
We need to stop eating? Kill all cows? Halt all rescue missions which involves helicopters?
We all know that rescuing injured and endangered people via airlift is just as much of a disposable luxury as going for a ski holiday in the alps.
If you don't agree with the tree huggers then at least come up with something better than that crap.
Alcohol is legal? Well alcohol is a drug and can kill people. How about we legalise ecstacy, heroin, cocaine, guns, bomb shops, people running down the road swinging a sword, drink driving, drink flying....