During a Taceval at Suffolks premier strike base in early 90's myself and a Flt Lt were asked ! if we would go outside, in full NBC dress, to show how to decontaminate our selves in the event. Sgt rockape gave us both bits of tree he had cut up to use as brushes. After a few attempts at hitting each other(to brush us down) we both got the giggles after saying people would pay a lot of money to have this done to them in Amsterdam. By now the rockape was'nt impressed with our p%ss taking and arrsing about, after shouting at us both to take it seriously he firmely told us to sexually go away and he stormed off to jump on another unsuspecting airman.
Think the Flt Lt has just left Norfolk's strike base after being Staish so at least I got to give a Staish the brush off !!!