This didn't just happen - its been going on for at least 15 years!
As soon as I see any slide featuring that man in the glasses shrugging his shoulders, the duck hitting a computer with a mallet (wtf?) or as soon as any presenter (usually a Chief) spends 10 minutes wiring up the speakers so he can demonstrate the .wav file he found of a gun going off, I immediately start hoping that I can go into a coma for the next hour. Why are you people wasting my life like this?! Die!!