RAF crewroom Raf Brize on Exercise, all the bods not out on guard are in watching TV, Neighbours as it happens, (cringe) one of the bods off duty who has re arranged his guard duty to be in to see his favourite programme is sitting eyes glued to the screen when BANG..
Thunderflash outside the window and in they come..... hands the bod whose TV is now being interupted an Inject. you.... you and you as they point to the rest of the off duty shift are injured, turning to the now frustrated bod at the fact he is now missing his favourite TV programme,
What are you going to do now Airman?? Bod picks up his SLR, cocks it and shoots the lot of them then sits down to carry on watching TV...... Incredulous Di staff look on with that WTF expression, Airman points out, well they would just tie up resources, manning etc and most probaby would not survive so I simply alleviated the problem
Bruggen, Jag Squadron, Inject on exercise, the outside of a HAS entrance covered in the old Ruskie anti personnal mines ( the 10 min to arm variety) what are you going to do.... Man hops onto the squadron BR Platform style apron sweeper and promptly hoovers them all up
