how about working with fellow crew who are not the brightest bulbs in the solarium.
We arrive in some delightful african country. CC opens the L4 door for catering and cleaners. The African cleaner greats him by saying "Jambo" and CC with a blank look on his face says Jumbo, this is not a Jumbo it's an AirbusA330.
CC looks out the window and sees a Singapore airlines 747. CC says I wonder where they are going? I reply Singapore perhaps.
My favourite dumb pax presented herself the rear galley after the service and said I am ready to see my dog now. I reply your ready to see what? my dog they said I could go down and see my dog and you must take me there now. Who told you could see your dog? the person on the ground. After ten minutes of explaining that they only way she could get to see her dog was to chew through the floor or find the crash axe and smash her way down there she wanted my name so she could report me for being lazy and not taking her "downstairs" to see her dog.