Mmm...dust clouds permitting, I'll be over there in a couple of weeks. I might even have to resort to...gasp...dial up.
Funny thing is, I know the password to a local router. Make yourselves comfortable...
I found a cat. I spent a 100 quid on food and vet's bills, then after 3 months, the owner phones me - she'd seen my ad in the local cat charity shop. I'm told its rare breed.
4 years go by, and I see the cat's name on a local signal. "***** the cat" it said. I put in the rare breed and I was in! I wanted to stun them by putting a hi-def picture of their cat on their computer, but didn't have the know how. Pity, that really appealed to my zany sense of humor.