Its true fellas - like a ghost town (apart from a bigwomanlike figure who wanders around with a clipboard under her arm). We've got a great runway that the aircraft here only need to use half of and a tower as high as hethrows and a security fence to keep oout the invasions of terrorists we have every friday afternoons (except bank holidays) and Manxy Too, our resident ticket bureau airline. Yep, an airport where money is no object and the governement piggy bank is deep in the guano. Its great here, honest.
