Right, the best Phoenix story I saw was a video:
Some RA Maj / Lt Col was waaing on about how well it was going, and the power of the optics to some BBC type. Cpl driving it looks bored. Sgt supervising looks even more bored.
"And he we see it coming into the target area..."
Sgt looks confused. Cpl continues to look bored.
"And here's the optics zooming in...."
Sgt looks concerned. Cpl fighting all the controls.
"You see, it's like being there..."
(Phoenix in terminal dive.)
(Screen goes black)
Sgt slams door, BBC invited to leave....
Priceless!
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