I'm surprised that no one has yet mentioned Air Cdre Jim Grieg. Jim, amongst other jobs, was the QHP and formerly SMO at Waddington in the late 70's. A visit to his married quarter was always enlivened by a contemplative moment in the smallest room in the house which was adorned with one liners et al. He used them in his after dinner talks, which were/are hillarious. I know that he has retired in the Huntingdon area but am unaware of his address. Well worth a call if anyone can give you his details.
3P