Eurocrats on CNN claiming they are opening airspace "on a scientific" basis, as well as claiming unity (and peace?) amongst European nations.
When questioned about the scientific basis, the babble began flowing about how they've managed to defuse any responsibility completely so nobody will know who actually made the decision!!!
Immediately followed by a Guy from Cranfield University that dryly observes that after fligts these last days the ash if anything as become MORE dense up there over the UK.