Curious what you're company has done with you due ash cloud?

[First.officer]

Tom, tom,tom......tut tut.......i really can't believe that in light of all the current advice and information available that you condone such things...I mean......c'mon......we must not forget about the lap dancing clubs back in the UK as well as downroute !!! hahaha

Now, mortgages.......oh yeh, thats one of those things i can't get !!