My WM had a bugger of a job finding the ICAO 'Volcanic Ash Contingency Plan'. Scanned through it meself, dry old reading I tell you.
Dear god, SKY have a special on at 20:00 tonight titled 'BRITAIN GROUNDED'
Desperate amount of eejits on the news all day, one said 'but the sky out there is clear, it's disgraceful that we aren't allowed to fly out!'
Oh, must go, Eric Moody's 3,214th TV appearance today is on.