It is with great sadness that I announce the demise of my Weber 'NAAFI Star Buy Laarbruch 1977'. After being constantly used year in, year out and three overseas tours it has finally succumbed to the dreaded 'bottom cancer' and lost a leg. NAAFI Star Buy will be buried in Scarborough Municipal Tip (metals skip) this afternoon. I request that mourners send no charcoal but donate to the 'Real Men Against Gas BBQ's Society'
Will be sadly missed.
'We had you longer than the kids and you were a lot less bother'
RIP