That last one is the best ever!
I regularly wake up in the night after having a nightmare, usually after misplacing my child. I think that I have now become over protecting.
As for thick comments...My was an moment of pure blondness...
Lead the passengers out across the ramp and up the steps of the aircraft...only to be greeted by a very confused looking Captain.
We had entered not only the wrong aircraft, but also a completely different type and size.
The passengers were bent double with laughter as I quickly tried to beat a retreat.