LOLOLOL.........funny,funny, funny!
A few years back on a Regional sector..........
I was going like a cut cat trying to get the cabin tidied again and we were well past top of decent.
As I was madly and desperately picking up rubbish from everyone, I frantically called out loudly to a gentleman (who had his head tossed back and was pouring the last of his peanuts down his throat)....
"Excuse me, Sir! I am going to have to grab your nuts now, please!"
Reaslising what I had said the second I had blurted it out, I just burst out laughing - he just giggled back at me, passsed me the packet and said with a mock frightened little look on his face....
"They're all yours!"
Very embarassing - but funny!