"Jacket Potato and salad bar"......because they are listening to their members apparently.
"There are important issues at
steak, brothers and sisters. The lack of HP Sauce will be addressed under the new Labour Government, using EU funding. For now we have to accept that, in this time of strife, that Heinz Tomato Ketchup [the food of the masses] will have to suffice."
That should do, mate. Anyone for a lobster dinner [on the Union, of course]?