Yea I will walk...
Years ago on a SEA-OKC on Continental, it was becoming apparent that the weather was getting rougher as we neared the destination. A quick check showed me we were threading our way through the inevitable T-storms out there. No matter, back to my newspaper...
As things got even bumpier, the seatbelt signs came on, then PA and it got quite dark outside.
Guy next to me has been doing the white-knuckle thing on the armrest, but now pulls out his bible and, I kid you not, starts to read the old Psalm 23 stuff. VERY LOUD. Freaked everyone out. You should have seen the CCs faces. The lady on the other side of him started to moan...