Flight Safety - Tongue in Cheek
Shock - Horror - Probe!!!
That bloody teddy bear sitting on the cockpit combing is a flight safety hazard 'cause he ain't strapped in, is a loose article hazard and is wearing inappropriate clothing etc. Somebody's head should roll, H&S procedures reviewed, risk assessments pored over etc etc!
Oh by the way - good piccies, all's forgiven.
O-D