I suppose it could be (in today's parlance) "I'm not a celebrity, get me out of here".
On a serious note, it's a damned shame that we don't reserve the word 'hero' for people such as this rather than waste it on pop 'heroes' and sporting 'heroes' who are in little or no danger - or ever have been. Like 'celebrity', the word 'hero' has been denegrated.
Wonderful that it's appeared here. Thanks Pop, good one.