Did the female wearing the sow's snout and the dark glasses
really think they would make her unrecognisable? That her managers would not immediately know who she is?
She said that she had "just flown in from Dubai"; she might as well have arrived from Cloud Cuckoo Land for all the savvy and nous she displayed.
If - by the remotest of chances - there had been the slightest scintilla of doubt as to who she was, she blew it then and there.
Dear God, the stupidity of that woman absolutely defies description!