It sounds something like this "Ladies and gents, this is your trainee speaking. I, as you, have paid for the privilege to be onboard this aircraft. I pay lots more than you guys, thus I get to sit way up front with all the buttons. Oh, and I also get to talk on the radio. It`s pretty neat! There are always other people talking on the radio. They tell me where to go and where everybody else should go. By some miracle it all seems to work out. Oh well, only 50 more hours of my training contract and I`ll be replaced by another trainee who also will put more gray hairs on the head of this guy on my left hand side with 3 more stripes than myself. He`s pretty tired, so I said I`ll keep a lookout while he takes a powernap. Y`all have a nice flight now, and let`s hope these voices on the radio tell us t go somewhere pleasant."
