Giggles
Hopefully this will put a smile on your face, I really enjoyed it.
I was giving the safety announcement
Blar blar blar
"Your emergency Exits are located at the front and the rear of the cabin, please take a moment to locate your nearest exit and an alternative . Remember your nearest exit could be behind you."
With that this little old lady looks straight up at the roof and inspects intently from front to rear.
With the giggle I've ripped out "No Behind you, not above you!!"
Well I coundn't stop giggling for hours.
enjoy