Why not get entrepreneurial and get a seaplane and head out for Somalia's coast? There is no functioning government, so you don't have to worry about duty times, licenses, hours, etc. Meet a couple local pirates and work out a deal where you transport food and ammunition between land and the mother ship. Maybe you could work out an agreement where you cut yourself in for a decent percentage of the ransoms? You could make a lot of money, write a book, then live the good life.
