Gordo has had enough, but before the election decides to do a morale boosting tour of Yorkshire,of all places,`Ee ,yup,lad t`PM`s cummin a see us`.
A suitably suited `Sir Humphrey` is sent North to York,to gee up the locals,and go to the NRM(National Rail Museum),to get some local down-to-earth help,visible encouragement to the local populus. To this end the Cabinet would like a `steam-engine` named after the `Glorious Leader` in honour of his multifarious accomplishments (tax,no defence money, giveaways to all the scumbags etc,etc).
The NRM Chief Engineer says,`Well,yes ,we can name an engine after the PM,but they are only freight /tank/shunters,not really apporopriate for a PM.`
` What about that big green one,number 4472,can we name it? ` says the Suit..
` Well, `says the chief of the NRM,it has been known that engines have been re-named after famous Chief Engineers/,Company Directors,and even Dwight D Eisenhower,so I think we can possibly accede to your request`.
` I hope it will not cost a lot,as this will be tax-payer funded,out of the Public Purse,and ,as you know,Labour spends wisely`,says The Suit..
`In that case ` says the boss of NRM,we will be as `cheap as chips` as t`saying goes in t` es parts, we`ll just paint out `t`F`, and job`s done,Lad``..
For those who don`t geddit .4472 `Flying Scotsman` LNER..