Keep it coming ARFOR, you font of inconvenient truth you.
I have to correct a gross error that I made previously, otherwise I lose all cred - we must be fastidiously accurate. The entry on the last page has been amended, but in all conscience I must also post it in 'real time' and apologise to all. Mea Culpa.
In reference to NAS, the quote should have read:
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."