Backpacker, I love it
As for Agaricus; I assume you don't fly for pleasure, due to your keen sense of environmental responsibility? Because otherwise you'd be a hypocrite, and I would not wish to accuse you of that!
Reading some of the incredibly killjoy and dull responses in here, it's becoming very clear where the nanny-state comes from. Thank god we have some people left with a little bit of get-up-and-go.