Jacko, with respect, I think you are being a bit naive here. Go ahead and actually find out if any of your half dozen blokes who could have done a better job (current pilot mates, presumably) would actually be allowed to write for a magazine, using their own real names. I think the answer will be a big fat non on all counts.
If you don't like the calm, analytical style of Flight's TP reports then the thing to do is not read them. And when you don't like one, don't keep banging on about it for four bleeding months. This just feels like petty character assassination.