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- are you for real ? - and, calling the hostie for what ?
Due to such problems my company has adopted a new SOP. We have to bring our own portable öpaque plastic bottle. Though some captains feel reluctant to do so, the manual prescribes to extend the curtains prior putting the "family jewls" out and take the leak.
The guy's on the upper management also have decided to stroke a deal with NASA and bring those space-ship designed type dyper's just in case you want to soil yourself.
Fortunatly we are not doing long-hauls in the place I work in.