Sorry, but after some 14 meetings of the NPPL Steering Committee where we worked towards a common goal of making flying more affordable, I find your puerile and uninformed comments an utter insult.
The NPPL came about because that's what industry said they wanted - and that's what we've given you. It is not a 'product of the same organisation' as the JAR-FCL PPL, it is certainly not 'identical', neither are the forms the 'bloody same'.
Did you offer any contructive comment when the CAA circulated both letters of consultation?