While writing out tickets for joyflights,often...
Pax (nervous about the flight) ''We will come back won't we?''
Me ''Well,we haven't left anyone up there yet''
I love when pax look at the plane and seriously ask "is this thing safe?"
(nah, I gets kicks outta doing aerobatics in a plane thats about to fall apart)
My fav is calling clear prop with foreigners on board and hearing them all repeat after me.
