A couple from the Kimberley.
Young Nige walking a group of Bungles pax out to the 'lead sled' is asked how many engines the aircraft has. "Why madam it has but one, you can tell by the propellor on the front of the mighty sled." Madam scans the flight line and notices the P68 parked next to the mighty sled. "How will that one fly when it has no engine...?"
KNX has large tie down cables for the cyclone season. As we walked a group of pax towards them and the high winged aircraft it was great sport pointing them out. It usually went like this "Ladies and Gentlemen, just be a little carefull of the cable on the ground and..(punters look down and...trip...wait for it..) be carefull of the high wing (bang)" It was like shooting fish in a barrell. In the end we gave up pointing them out as the head trauma wasn't worth it. Just chucked it in to the general brief in the office to cover our arse.